In the land before wine openers, dinosaurs had to improvise. Brontosaurus slashed the top of the bottle off with his mighty tail and stuck his head right in. Classy. T-Rex, with his short arms and shorter patience, went with the more brutal smash and sip method. All we can say is bravo to them for being so creative and also, where can we get wine bottles as big as our torsos?
Knee High sock
Reinforced 2-ply heel and toe for durability and all-day comfort
Combed cotton for superior softness
Unbeatable all-day stay up power so no pulling or tugging on your socks
61% Cotton / 36% Polyester / 3% Spandex
Sock It To Me threads are certified by OEKO-TEX® Standard 100, which means they leave out harmful chemicals to keep your skin safe and happy.
Machine wash, cold.
Do not bleach or iron.
To reduce damage and if you're feeling very fancy, line dry. They will last longer if you keep them out of the tumble dryer.
Have an amazing day.
Women's one-size-fits-most Knee High approximately fits women's shoe size 5-10 and men's shoe size 3.5-8.5