{"product_id":"archtoad-of-hatville-crew-socks","title":"Foot Clothes\/Archtoad of Hatville Crew Socks","description":"As the Archtoad of Hatville, I decree you are worthy of spending a day doing nothing but looking cute. Mushroom optional. I understand those don't readily come in sizes appropriate for human seating. Shame.\n\n-------\n\nSock Specs:\n\n * Combed Cotton\/Nylon\/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch \n * DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. \n * 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail \n * 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams \n * No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area\n * One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves ","brand":"FootClothes LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43779404267635,"sku":"4004","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2683\/3108\/files\/18071f29ef78db16b43fb9a16d30f10351fd95c1a7635674cc800351b41bf0a3.jpg?v=1757527494","url":"https:\/\/villagesockshop.com\/products\/archtoad-of-hatville-crew-socks","provider":"Village Sock Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}